Wouldn’t it be extra funny if he had composed the book in verse and then the DOJ was like searching everywhere for the money and holding press conferences saying things like, “He must have hidden his royalties cleverly in offshore accounts around the world” when really he was just a poet. I wish I could write the TV show known as Dumb-Ass Reality. I mean, doesn’t this pic look like it could be in an MFA brochure?
