As a (primarily) poet, I’m not all that sure what goes on over there in Frankfurt once a year, but in my mind it involves annually rescuing Hansel und Gretel from a candy house and washing down massive sausages with steins of beer big enough to raise a family in. Like the video below, but with more agents. I suspect I’m not that far off. Let me check with Michael at the Literary Saloon. Nope.