Tuesday newsday

Contractors showed up next door to do roofing at 630am. In Jesusland right wingers are twisting themselves into knots to excuse a purported billionaire paying no taxes while they excuse their own racism by saying illegal immigrants pay no taxes. I got into an altercation with a maskhole at the grocery store yesterday and though I landed a sick burn, I’m feeling guilty for losing my cool. My children continue to run amok destroying any semblance of calm in my life. Goldenrod is making my sinuses into a fatberg in a 19th Century sewer system and people are looking at me askance because they all assume my name is Typhoid Jonny. I am cranky. Here’s your damn news.

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