…and here you thought it would be nuclear war…

Well, we’re through the first (agreed-upon) week of the apocalypse. The ‘Rona has gripped the world in its filthy fist and given humanity a shake. Get your shit together, you fucking idiots, it says. That’s right, Humanity is a drunk who has hit rock bottom and is currently vomiting the entirety of a Hooters wing night into a gutter outside a rural strip club in Texas. We can’t go on like this. Some hard choices have to be made. We need to get our lives together. Let’s take the weekend to reflect on our shame and gather back here in a few days. See you Monday, if there still is one.

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