Hump dump

It’s the Wednesday news dump. If you’re counting down to the weekend when you’re allowed to drink again, you’re halfway there. You’re also a chump. I’m drinking basically every night right now and I feel it’s not only essential, but earned. So enjoy your Earl Grey and your hump dump, chump.

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