Well, you did it again. You made it to another meaningless weekend during which you can finally not feel guilty about wearing track pants all the time, AND can have that extra glass of wine. Yes, the world is both coming to life and crumbling around us, and you are alive to see it happen. It’s amazing times, people, even if they’re difficult ones (pro tip: all times are difficult for those in them). Think of it this way: you have permission to do whatever you want for two days while the Burger King drive-thru is open and you can order pot online. What a time to be alive.

- Print sales rose 10% last week (this is like watching water boil);
- Who’s gonna take the Nobel? Bets?;
- Now is a great time to memorize a poem;
- Want to hear the CEO of Waterstones talk about how they’re selling books? Me neither;
- Speaking of BritBooks: Amazon adjusts UK ebook prices;
- Can Condé get Nasty enough to survive all this?;
- Joy Harjo gets second term as Poet Laureate of US;
- Hard hitting investigation: all Sherlock tales ranked;
- Sometimes I put on a repeating playlist of bar sounds on a Saturday night… This is like that but nerdier;
- Libraries see predictable spike in ebook demand;
- On playing Bookie McBookface in French bookstore;
- 10 former Giller winners free on Audible;
- Eden Mills goes online over time (also, ESJM must have some awesome publicity team, bc her face is everywhere);