Hump dump news

Halfway there, my weekday sober friends. We’re closing in on Friday when you can get yourself tanked enough to forget about the shitty state of the world for a few hours. Why does Friday even matter anymore? Don’t ask that question. It’s because we are the keepers of the flame of civilization. We will take the ideals mask-wearing self-restraint and carnal-forbearance into the future populated by day-drunk, track-pant-wearing. bad-hair-having post-apocalyptic mutants. We’re heroes, you and I. Heroes.

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