Friday news get down

I will NOT note that there’s a glimmer of hope in the air because that is the surest way I know of to alert the crustacean-shaped aliens that we’re finally ripe for harvesting. I have no desire to be cracked open, dipped in melted garlic butter, and consumed in set of chitinous mandibles. Not yet, anyway. Maybe if the count goes poorly. We’ll see. I reserve the right to signal the aliens, as the need for full extinction arises.

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