Bezos decides to remove “face of evil” from top of neck, shoulders, and body of evil

Hey! In other driving-culture-into-the-dirt leadership news: Jeff Bezos, the man who profited most off the millions of deaths and misinformation of the pandemic, is stepping down as CEO. Don’t expect that shiny noggin to go away though. Those nimble little fingers, so perfect for wringing the necks of rodents and small people, will be working the marionette strings until the only inevitability that catches up to the poor and billionaires alike finally makes itself known to him. Come on, Brad Pitt. Some takes:

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